"mate, my sister is celebrating the fact that she has just got into cambridge, i would appreciate it if you didn't mock her alright?"
"yeah mate, no worries. Its just that it's half past 9, your on a dance floor the size of a dinner tray which you somehow think is the equivalent to Stamfords Ibiza, and she's grinding the fuck out of you. kind of hard not to pal"
"dinner tray"
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