An absolute beauty.Whilst washing up the pots and staring at the same wall that i have stared at for 4 years at my place of work, Vernon Kay was talking to a girl on the radio. This girl, Hannah 24 from Aston, was in a mini bus with 10 other girls in the process of going camping in a "random" field somewhere on the outskirts of London to celebrate Stafford's birthday. Stafford, a girl who is called by her second name. As soon as Mr Kay wished Stafford a happy birthday, a "woop woop" was made from somewhere in the car, probably from Stafford herself. The most fucking horrible phrase on the planet. Radio 1 listeners then commenced in bumming the fuck out of the idea of 10 girls camping in 1 tent, them all probably being horrible monstrosities; if they call each other by their second names, by txtz and emailz. Rob from Swindon, for example..."watch out for combineharvesters girls!...could get messy!"- you fucking sad prick, and this personal favourite from Charlie on the M1 on his way to Darlington, "omg...10 girls...1 tent...priceless"
Radio 1, you twat. Shit doesn't compare to Galaxys Matt Spoke's weekend woop woop though, that is next level... this will make you want to die.
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